They say the earth is burning,
But I don’t think it will affect me.
It is quite cool where I live,
And warming would be a relief.
I don’t worry about rising oceans,
Because I live on a big hill.
I feel sorry for people in Africa,
Their crops are likely to fail,
But I get my food from Tesco,
So it’s really no big deal.
As Maldives goes under water,
I may have to change my holiday plans,
But I like going to the Himalayas;
I’ll just go there again.
It’s sad so many animals are going extinct.
I’m glad I’m a human, or I’d be worried sick.
Yes, the temperature is rising.
It seems to get worse and worse.
I’m so happy I’m only visiting,
And not a permanent resident of Earth.